Wife vs Cockroach – Funny Husband Wife Jokes

Very Funniest Husband Wife Hindi Jokes for WhatsApp

सुबह सुबह पत्नी ने पति से कहा – जल्दी से न्यूज पेपर  दो ।

पति – तुम भी कितनी पुराने ख्यालात की हो,

दुनिया कहाँ से कहाँ पहुँच गयी और तुम

न्यूज पेपर मांग रही हो ये लो मेरा टेबलेट

पत्नी ने टेब  लिया और जट्ट से कॉकरोच  पर मार दिया

पति सदमे में…

शिक्षा – पत्नी जो मांगे दे दो, सवाल मत पूछो

Eng text:
Subah Subah Wife ne Husband se kaha – Jaldi se News Paper do.

Husband – Tum bhi kitni purane khayalat ki ho,

Duniya kaha se kaha pahuch gayi aur tum

News Paper maag rahi ho, Ye lo mera Tablet

Wife ne Tab  liya aur Jat’t se Cockroach par maar diya.

Pati Sadme me.

Moral – Patni jo mange de do, Sawal mat pucho.

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